Sometimes I put my laptop on my desk in front of my desktop. I start typing away and get frustrated because nothing works. Then I realize that I am typing on my desktop keyboard. This has happened several times.
Granted I would catch this much sooner if I typed like a normal human and not by hunting and pecking with just my middle fingers. It is fun to type a paragraph and then to actually look at the screen and find out that it was all for naught.
Somehow I managed to sign onto Yahoo messenger and some random wants to be my friend now. All I was trying to do was rename and save a file onto my laptop. And now I have a new friend! This is going to be a great day. I probably should buy a lottery ticket. Or just stay indoors so I don’t contaminate anyone with my tomfoolery.
I feel so blessed to be so smart.
Keith Maginn, author 