Keith Maginn, author

I was at the grocery this morning and almost trucked a little kid with my cart when he ran in front of me. His grandma apologized to me for him. I tried to say “It’s alright” OR “No problem,” but it came out “It’s a problem.” Luckily, she didn’t hear me. I’d hate to take a beating at Kroger from a grandma sticking up for her punk grandson.